There is some sort of meteor shower
Originating from the central point
Of my lower bowels and upper groin.
It seems to be the event of the season
Astronomers and celebrities alike
Have conviened on the lawn to bear witness.
Unfortunately, I am in extreme discomfort
With the exception of my clitoris
My entire body seems to be alight.
A hush falls over the assembled crowd
As the sparks begin to thin and stop
My panting is extraordinarily loud
(Like the "Thank you!" to a bus driver while wearing headphones)
This has been an unexpectedly nice day.
