Here is my conscious effort to escape mediocrity:
I run my Honda Accord off the road
Hover between life and death and then visit Heaven
and redeem my ways
and then impregnate myself (using my womanly wiles, of course)
and it turns out the father is...
Someone rich and famous.
And so I move in with him and castrate him and then I'm a lesbian
So turned off by the whole bloody-penis-on-the-persian-rug thing
So I find another hot female lover
and discover places on her body no one's ever been
or, no, wait
places on the surface of the moon
did I mention I'm an astronaut?
and surgically enhanced to be the most symmetrical person on Earth? ( That's what people want, right?)
And, I suppose,
after staring into the vast chasm of space (and/or the vagina),
I discover how entirely minute I am
and open the exterior door
shoot into space
and am sucked into a vacuum somewhat like a ziploc freezer bag.
only deader.
To be continued....
